Living with a man means being embarrassed sometimes. Sorry, but it's true.
Like when your guy goes outside to take the trash down to the street and he's dressed in long johns and a down parka. Or when he dresses for a walk in baggy track pants, gloves and a beanie pulled down past his eyebrows like he's Eminem trudging across the Alaskan tundra. (And it's sunny and 60 degrees!)
He is undeterred, despite being told:
"You look like a rapist."
"You look like a homeless person."
"Please! Can't you put on some real pants??"
This would cause any reasonable woman to shudder, look the other way, maybe even walk a few feet ahead so passersby wouldn't think they're actually together.
But then he walks into the kitchen like this. And well hellllooo, what do we have here?
I wish we had somewhere to go today. But I'm home with a cold and he's at the office. Jacket on and keys at the ready, he's dutifully checking email here:
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